Movies of the Week #1 #2 (2020)

The Irishman (2019): It wasn’t easy to get 3.5 hours together to watch Scorsese’s latest in one sitting, but I guess that’s what the holidays are for. The captivating tale of Jimmy Hoffa’s demise is worth the runtime – that’s if it wasn’t enough for you to watch De Niro, Pacino and Pesci regardless of subject matter. The project’s sheer ambition is impressive and it amounts to a skillfully crafted showcase for what Scorsese does best, even if I didn’t feel that it broke any new ground. What bugged me a little was that its leads are at least a decade too old for their roles and no matter how much you deage them, you just know as a viewer that these guys are in their mid to late 70s. Other than that, a solid mob story. 8/10

Memory: The Origins of Alien (2019): On the film’s 40th anniversary (cray!), a new documentary on the making of Alien, focusing on some of the key elements and scenes was released. If you’re as obsessed about the Alien franchise as I am, this latest refresh brings little to the table, compared to e.g. Alien Evolution (released alongside the Anthology pack) or Jodorowsky’s Dune (which discusses unexpected connections between Jodorowsky, O’Bannon, Giger and the Alien universe). However, it’s a tight package that proves capable of explaining why Alien still stands tall forty years later – a movie made with Ridley Scott’s genius touch, benefiting from an excellent cast and visuals that go a long way towards telling a compelling story. 7/10

Dolemite is My Name (2019): I had no idea what I was going to watch, beyond a supposedly remarkable performance by Eddie Murphy. To my surprise, Dolemite proved to be a story about movie-making, a kind of Ed Wood/The Disaster Artist whose lead gets a lot more respect. The larger than life character of Rudy Ray Moore fits Murphy like a glove, but he’s not alone with a bunch of strong and likable side characters to keep Dolemite entertaining at all times. Unless you become molecularly enraged at the American platitude of “you can be whatever you want to be” which then romanticizes any shortcomings that don’t fit the bill, there is no reason not to enjoy this flick. 8/10

Cocktail (1988): In my attempt to not leave any stone touched by Tom Cruise unturned, it was finally time to dig deep and go for broke with one of the man’s worst reviewed movies. Cocktail turned out to be a watchable affair, in spite of itself, its bland characters, its ridiculous plot, its inane climax and conclusion. It mostly runs on the charm of its leads, Cruise, Bryan Brown and Elisabeth Shue, which is why I don’t feel the need to skewer it. Heck, enough people have done that already, so just try and enjoy the 80s in all their glory. 4/10

Snatchers (2019): This little horror-comedy has people conflicted – is it the worst movie they ever saw or is it just a perfectly pitched genre picture? You can probably guess I find myself in the latter category. On the premise that a girl becomes pregnant after having sex for the first time and gives birth to…something a day later, Snatchers decides to have a lot of fun with its subject matter and manages to do so thanks to the good vibes of its two leads, played by Mary Nepi and Gabrielle Elyse. Like its rom-com equivalents, hor-com movies come down to good chemistry…and how they execute the visuals effects. While I’d have wanted a little more Edgar Wright-ish wit to go with it, there’s no doubt in my mind that Snatchers is worth the time for genre enthusiasts. 6/10

Movies of the Week #52 (2019)

Knives Out (2019): If you’re an Agatha Christie fan, this flick written and directed by Rian Johnson (Brick, Looper and Star Wars VIII) is an absolute treat. With a deliciously over-the-top performance from Daniel Craig as ingenue private detective Benoit Blanc, it’s a whodunit with a twist – the viewer finds out the would-be-murderer early on, which then turns the movie on its head. The high-profile cast (Toni Colette, Michael Shannon, Jamie Lee Curtis, Don Johnson, Chris Evans and Christopher Plummer) forms a family of dysfunctional would-be-heirs to the estate of successful writer of detective mystery stories, Harlan Thrombey (Plummer), whose death occurs in the first scene of the film. They all play second fiddle to Marta Cabrera (Ana de Armas), the Ecuadorian-Paraguayan-Uruguayan-Brazilian, salt-of-the-earth house nurse to the deceased, whose physical inability to tell a lie makes for a fun gimmick in unfolding the truth. As you would expect, there will be twists, turns and suspense, in this perfectly executed murder-mystery story of, really, a different age. 8/10

Psych: The Movie (2017): One of my goals for last year was to catch up on the last two seasons of Psych, a show that ended in 2015, and then watch the movie that came out a couple of years ago. It came as a shock to find out that Timothy Omundson, portraying one of the leads, had suffered a massive stroke in early 2017, at the age of 48. He has been recovering since, even made a small (heartbreaking) cameo in the 2017 movie and is headlining a second sequel for the series, to be released this spring. You can watch an excellent interview he did with Larry King a couple of months ago.
That being said, it was both entertaining and difficult to watch the Psych movie, which feels more like an extended (and mostly inspired) episode than a real format transition. It adds Zachary Levi to the cast and only really gets going in the second half, building up to a satisfying finale. If you’ve never seen the show (which is most likely), it’s one of the great buddy comedies out there, led by Shawn Spencer (James Roday), a would-be psychic detective who actually uses his acute powers of observation to make a living at the Santa Barbara police department. Chock full of pop-culture references, there were few shows as quirky and idiosyncratic as Psych out there in the last decade, so this probably won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but for a fan, it sure feels like a welcome story. 7/10

After the Storm (2016): So I kept going with Koreeda and tested everyone’s patience once more with AtS. Featuring a father who is desperately lost in his own life, who is trying to stay close to his son and somehow recapture the attention of his (ex)wife, it’s a truly sad movie of underachievement, of fallibility, of vice. It will probably not be an easy watch unless you’re in the mood, because there’s not much going on in terms of a narrative, but there’s enough poetry in it to satisfy those with more metaphysical tastes. 7/10

Clear and Present Danger (1994): A classic Tom Clancy story cum Harrison Ford vehicle, CaPD is all you would expect of it – a complex story set in political context, with compromised characters contrasting Ford’s Jack Ryan, and quite a few moments of Clancy-esque exaggerations. Alongside it’s prequel, The Hunt for Red October (I have yet to see Patriot Games), the movie is a great treat for conspiracy theorists and political action-thriller lovers, as it outdoes the more recent sequels (The Sum of All Fears, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit). 7/10

Bad Times at the El Royal (2018): It’s hard to say where exactly El Royal gets it wrong. A great cast, starring the likes of Jeff Bridges, Jon Hamm, Dakota Johnson, Cynthia Erivo and Chris Hemsworth, it tells the stories of its characters in a disjointed fashion, making for a much inferior version of The Hateful Eight (2015). It’s a familiar set-up, too: a bunch of strangers with hidden agendas come across one another at the El Royal hotel, a formerly famous resort for the rich and fancy, slowly expiring after its alcohol licence was revoked. At more than 140 minutes, it makes for an interesting start, which then quickly veers towards the tedious, unaided by the jarring timeline shifts used to tell everyone’s backstory. A decent finale brings it back to life, but my take is that it’s an underachievement from all involved, a movie I simply cannot recommend. 5/10

Movies of the Week #51 (2019)

Shoplifters (2018): There are so many things to like about Hirokazu Koreeda’s 2018 family drama that I don’t even know where to begin. If you’ve seen any of Koreeda’s films, you’ll be familiar with the manner in which he dissects Japanese society and class with a focus on the family unit. In some way, Shoplifters is the Japanese version of Parasite, a bizarre, occasionally confusing, but thoroughly entertaining story about a makeshift family and the things that bring them together. It feels like Almodovar at times, reframing the criminal nature of its characters in a humanistic way. Probably not everyone’s cup of tea, because of its slower pace and the hard-to-swallow resolution, but I found myself fascinated by it and the questions it poses about the most human of desires, to find acceptance within those that should be closest to you. 9/10

Marriage Story (2019): I’m not sure if I’m a Noah Baumbach fan or not. I’ve generally liked his movies (probably The Squid and the Whale the most), but have failed to fall in love with them. His existential familial drama takes on a more vicious form in Marriage Story, the kind of viciousness that’s neatly wrapped inside layers of complex, ambivalent interactions. This makes it very easy to appreciate the unraveling of Charlie (Adam Driver) and Nicole’s (Scarlett Johansson) marriage, because it feels so true, so dignified and yet so appalling, the way these things go. I do find it amazing, what people who once loved each other can end up inflicting upon one another, without malice, yet terribly vile. Baumbach’s latest does extremely well in touching upon those sore spots, present within most relationships, that so easily end up causing a lot more pain and misery that you would expect. Yet, within its familiarity and the showcase performances of its leads, I found myself foreign and distant, yearning to know more of what is implied, humanizing the source of their discontent beyond its veneer. 8/10

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019): I enjoyed the re-envisioning from two years ago, thanks to the strong cast and amusing premise. This sequel shies away from innovation, which means that while it still provides some entertainment, it feels less fresh. Adding Danny DeVito and Danny Glover to the cast doesn’t shake things up enough, as the two ‘grandpas’ are sucked into the world of Jumanji and struggle with even the lowest concepts of console gaming. It’s amusing at first, but wears its welcome by the halfway point, with the by-now impressive Awkwafina swooping in to provide some much needed color to the proceedings. Just enough to make it a moderately enjoyable flick. 6/10

Take the Ball Pass the Ball (2018): This adaptation of Graham Hunter’s book, Barça: The Making of the Greatest Team in the World, gives a fair assessment of what made early 2010s Barcelona a team that was not only successful, but truly exciting to watch. My parents, who wanted nothing to do with football before, no matter how much I talked about it, were just taken in by the style that Guardiola’s tiki-taka showcased. While the docu doesn’t quite manage to bring this across, it’s still a valuable source of “insider” information, neatly structured and emotionally resonant. Several of the key players provide their insights into what made Barca tick, with Xavi, Dani Alves and Thierry Henry particularly interesting to listen to. It does feel like the movie could have achieved more in the hands of an Asif Kapadia, but alas, maybe a day will come when all the glory of Guardiola’s Barcelona will find its way onto film. 7/10

Heroin(e) (2017): This short Netflix documentary garnered an Academy Award nomination two years ago, for its coverage of the role three women take on in managing the opioid epidemic in a small corner of the US. It’s an effective segment on the importance of taking it one battle at a time and making sure you approach the issue from multiple angles, with commendable efforts from all those involved. Nothing more, nothing less. 7/10

Movies of the Week #50 (2019)

The Farewell (2019): There’s nothing like a good meal of family contrivances. In this much praised movie, a US-based Chinese family needs to return home in order to deal with the impending death of their grandmother/mother. The “trick” is that nobody plans to tell said grandmother that she only has a few weeks left to live. This poses some ethical conundrums, especially for those used to a more Western approach to personal rights and freedoms. Lulu Wang, who wrote and directed the movie, finds just the right tone and pulls at just the right sensibilities in a story that feels both timely and universal, in spite of its cultural particularities. Not completely unlike China, there are large communities of Romanians abroad who have to deal with complex family problems from a distance, mixing values and priorities. 8/10

Dolor y gloria (2019): I’m not sure if this needs to be labeled a “return to form” for Almodovar, yet it’s his best effort since 2011’s The Skin I Live In. Coincidentally (or not), both star Antonio Banderas, whose dramatic roles have been more than convincing. With its beautiful and peculiar characters, Dolor y gloria feels like an honest exploration of (artistic) depression, doubled by an “origin story” that’s poetic and austere at the same time. There are a few almodovar-esque moments of manifest destiny in it, that, I’d argue, add to the movie’s flair, making overall for one of the better cinematic experiences of the year. 8/10

Midnight Express (1978): Oliver Stone’s first major screenplay brought him an Academy Award in this acclaimed flick directed by Alan Parker. For me, Midnight Express was a terribly uneven ride – a first hour marked by excellence, a sense of forlorn anguish at a foolish man being imprisoned in an unforgiving Turkish prison. Funnily enough, my parents had just seen the movie when they first visited Turkey and, as a custom’s officer was angrily waving at them to turn their car around after having inadvertently passed the border without going through all the formalities, they expected the worse (spoiler: not much happened, but it sure as hell wasn’t fun). So yes, Midnight Express’s first half is terrifying. The second half is overlong and overdrawn, with a couple of scenes making evident and uninspired abstractions from the real events that they were based upon. It still makes for a good show, even if the kind of American-centric views of the Orient it embodies are what one expects these days from Rambo, not an Academy Award frontrunner. 7/10

11:14 (2003): If you’re running out of light, gimmicky movies that are unexpectedly clever and entertaining to watch, you’re in luck. A bunch of unfortunate events unfold one evening at 11:14 in an irrelevant corner of the world, that end up being all tied together while only relying on a modicum of contrivances. The surprisingly strong cast consists of Hillary Swank, Patrick Swayze, Ben Foster, Colin Hanks, Henry Thomas, Rachel Leigh Cook, Clarke Gregg, Barbara Hershey and even a couple of minor appearances from Jason Segel and Rick Gomez – basically, you know everyone. So this gives 11:14 a strong nostalgia vibe, which carries it across its 86 minute runtime, avoiding any sensation that your brain might have died in the process. 6/10

The Report (2019): I love me some talky movies about political pressures and conspiracies. Starring Adam Driver, actor of the year with four major and diverse cinematic experiences, the film also gets the support of a bunch of high-profile actors, Annette Bening and Jon Hamm leading the pack. Together they make for a captivating and depressing viewing, in spite of delving dangerously into moralizing and preachy territory. Ultimately, The Report is a softcore Edward Snowden story, with a bit of nuance, greater focus and just as much passion in telling about the CIA’s inhumane treatment of detainees after 9/11. It’s not as fresh as it wants to be, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. 7/10

Movies of the Week #48 #49 (2019)

Doubles Vies (2018): Pretentious movies stick to me like flies to…cake, so it’s no wonder this talky French flick about books, technology and relationships tickled my fancy. I quite enjoyed Assayas’s previous two movies, Personal Shopper (2016) and Clouds of Sils Maria (2014), but Double Vies is a different adventure altogether. Fast paced, cerebral, yet not particularly contrarian, its punches land against protective gear – no splash of literal or metaphoric blood, so you’re either in it for the deluge of conversation topics it offers, or you’re not. With so many things up for debate, there are few comprehensive answers in store, just chunk-sized bites of our modern world, with firm and flashy judgments. Once I got into its rhythm, I became at ease with the movie, fully engaged, which is the most you could ask of Doubles Vies. My favourite form Assayas until now. 8/10

Brittany Runs a Marathon (2019): I would describe the movie as 5% funny, 25% preachy, 25% sappy and 45% horror – which is not as bad as it sounds. Brittany is an overweight, irresponsible, mean-spirited, defensive mess and she turns it around in the span of one hundred minutes and almost two years. Legit. The movie feels real a lot of the time, which also makes it awkward and uncomfortable, unlike with the trailer might want you to believe. That’s not a problem per se, but it lays it on too heavily in the last third, for an underwhelming and thoroughly predictable conclusion. That being said, Jillian Bell, whom I’d recently seen in Sword of Trust, offers an intense performance, with a lot of variety, making for an additional argument in favour of seeing Brittany. 7/10

Pontypool (2009): I’ve seen my share of zombie movies and I never thought there could be a variation on the theme left untouched. Alas, there was, with Pontypool a sometimes confusing, often meta, but definitely innovative take on “infection” and “disease”. A less than cheerful host of a morning radio broadcast, Mazzy, goes into work on a seemingly innocuous winter’s day, that proves to be anything but. Together with only his producer and his technician (I think?), Sydney and Laurel-Ann, they try to make sense of what’s happening outside, in a world gone crazy that they have no eyes on. What’s real, what’s fake, what’s it all about? With a phenomenally meta climax and conclusion, this zombie movie turns out to be a creative take on the way that language conditions our lives. For a movie that came out more than ten years ago, it feels eerily prescient of things to come. If it wasn’t for a few pacing issues and certain scenes that could have done with sharper writing, this could have been an actual must-see for genre fans. As it stands, it’s still something pretty special. 8/10

The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019): PBF proposes a light and easily likable story about Zak (Zack Gottsagen), a young man with Down Syndrome who escapes from an assisted facility to follow his dream of becoming a wrestler. Along the way, he gets entangled with Tyler (Shia LaBeouf), a good-for-nothing drifter with a big heart, and they set upon their adventure to find the “Salt Water Redneck”, a legendary wrestler of old. I’m not sure why wrestling is so “in” these years, but it sure suits Zak’s pursuits and makes for an engaging, humanistic story, if nothing more. 7/10

Tale of Tales (2015): It feels like I’ve postponed watching this one for way more than four years. Alas, in spite of a colourful set of stories, beautifully shot and boldly structured, Tale of Tales never really got going for me. Perhaps the issue lies with the structure, because the movie leaves it to the viewer to make out where something begins and where it ends, which means you never have time to settle and warm up to the plethora of characters and their peculiar fates. 6/10

Movie of the Week #47 (2019)

Life (2017): I reviewed Life when it was released two and half years ago, but have been mysteriously drawn to it ever since, in spite of my harsh rating at the time (5/10). For the most part, I stand by my first impression, that the movie is a missed opportunity, in spite of it’s good looks and solid cast. What really causes it to fail is a lack of attention to detail that, too often, is required to make the plot work – which, of course, is why so many things just feel out of place. What stands out, though, is the scene where excrement gets real, a scene that completely terrified me, even in spite of its physical and logical inaccuracies. As far as tension and subliminal gore go, it’s probably one of the most uncomfortable moments I’ve ever seen in a horror movie. Given this, and the fact that Life is, ultimately, a competent (and expensive) B movie, I have to adjust my initial rating, bumping it up a grade – i.e. recommended for genre enthusiasts. 6/10

Paterson (2016): Jim Jarmusch may not be the most consistent filmmaker of his generation, but his desire for exploration is something to be admired, leading to more hits than misses. In Paterson, he finds the every-man, the non-hero more defining of us all than most leading men and women in cinema. Wrapped within a poem, with a very particular rhythm to it, the movie benefits of layered performances, as Adam Driver really captures the nuances, often left implied, of the titular character’s feelings, drive and desires. As you would expect, it’s a slow burner, but it definitely burns. In a world so demanding of attention and drama, Paterson really is the anti-movie. 8/10

Blinded by the Light (2019): It’s rare that a musical really finds the right tune and tone when using popular songs – in this case, Bruce Springsteen’s. Blinded by the Light does a great job at this, with the music emphasizing the story and elevating the whole gig. It’s a bit of a shame that said story relies on a lot of cliches, with the central conflict between a strict father and his angsty teenage son feeling all too familiar. If you can take it as it is, BbtL has enough to offer, with a strong feel-good vibe keeping it afloat. 7/10

I Kill Giants (2017): In the way that Hwood produces very similar movies within twelve month periods, I Kill Giants takes on the same theme as 2016s A Monster Calls – a young teen coping with the imminent death of a parent. This one is a bit more down to earth, with Barbara’s struggles to integrate within the crowd at school and come to terms with the injustice that has struck her life framed by the difficulties of those around her as well. It dares to get really dark with its main character, a kind of darkness that’s not just reserved to family members. However, its attempt to ‘cover’ the metaphor in various layers of fantasy, only to then unveil it all in a tired last act, does the movie a disfavour. This inability to stay true to itself is why I ultimately consider IKG is the lesser movie. 6/10

A Monster Calls (2016): It turns out, I forgot to review this one, although I saw it just about a month ago. If you’re going to watch just one of the two, AMC has more going for itself – a more consistent story, a befitting allegory and stronger visuals. Other than that, the two movies are really very similar, with different family troubles, similar bullying struggles and two justifiably angry kids at their centers. AMC may not be a perfect movie, because it also goes for a bunch of tired tropes, yet overall it just felt like the superior take on the matter at hand. 7/10

Movies of the Week #46 (2019)

Parasite (2019): It’s been a while since I’ve seen a film with the impact of Parasite. Joon-ho Bong’s latest is a layered, visually striking and emotionally jarring piece of work, filled with social commentary. I don’t even want to go into much detail regarding the plot, other than to say that it all starts with Ki-taek, whose whole family is unemployed, getting a tutoring job at a rich employer and then scheming to get his sister and parents positions within the household. What begins as a comedy proves to be very…genre-fluid, switching tonality with impressive ease. The questions it so artfully poses about social structure and the hierarchy of life will probably hit home regardless of culture. By the end, with a finale reminiscent of 25th Hour, Parasite left me in quite a mood, brimming with anxiety, which is enough to excuse some of its Bong-esque ideological excesses . That’s quite the feat. 9/10

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019): For a franchise that has been consistently disappointing for the last 16 years, Dark Fate can definitely be considered a step in the right direction. The fact that James Cameron wills himself to believe that all sequels since Judgement Day didn’t happen would be worth something, if DF were, indeed, a return to form. Alas, it’s just barely good enough to warrant its existence. With a paper thin plot and less than creative SJW discourse, the newest Terminator relies wholly on its action sequences and the charisma of its characters. The action is enjoyable for the most part and it would have been even more impressive, had most major set-pieces not been spoiled in the trailer. The characters, however, are a very mixed bag. Discount-Michelle Rodriguez (sorry, that’s just very mean from me) is bland and uninteresting, Sarah Connor turns out to be a grumpy grandma, with Mackenzie Davis left to do all the heavy lifting. She gets support from a nostalgic and amusing Schwarzenneger, the only solid source of comic reliev in the movie, and the other “robot” in the game, Gabriel Luna’s Rev-9. Luna brings some serious swagger and danger to the table, making for a strong villain, even if the movie generally lacks a sense of ‘greater purpose’ beyond keeping the itsy-bitsy Dani (Natalia Reyes) safe. This should be the end of the Terminator series, which could have done way more with the complex evolution of AI in the 21st century, but was content to retread the same territory…over and over again. 6/10

The King (2019): Not even Timothee Chalamet’s star power can give the bloated story of Henry a proper pulse. At almost two and a half hours, it’s a beautiful (if dark and muddy) film to look at, that strains a less than intriguing story of medieval warfare. It doesn’t dig deep into the era or its characters, being content with focusing on how Hal switches gears from a Tyrion Lannister into a warrior-king without batting an eyelash. Thankfully, Robert Pattinson shows up in a somewhat exotic, yet much needed splash of colour, that just about revitalizes the dry, dry wits of The King. And then, when a good ending might have somehow sold this whole historic venture, the movie introduces an emancipated-spouse-to-be that works solely as a narrative device to find closure for a subplot that never really took shape. So, yes, looks good, but brings very little of note to the table. 6/10

Little Shop of Horrors (1986): A horror-themed musical is rare to come by. One to survive the test of time is even rarer. That’s where the exception comes in, as LSoH proves to be a thoroughly weird and enjoyable movie with good visual effects, some catchy songs, surprising twists and a lot of room for interpretation. A couple of strong “character guest stars” in Steve Martin, Bill Murray and John Candy round out the more personas played by Rick Moranis and Ellen Greene (whose pitch is…an acquired tasted). I guess you could say it’s a reinterpretation of Faust in a bizarro-way, with a demonic plant running the show. Doesn’t this just sound jolly? 7/10

Official Secrets (2019): It may not be the most engrossing newsroom/whistleblower story, heck, but Official Secrets entertains. Gavin Hood’s latest follows the excellent Eye in the Sky, which may make this a bit of a disappointment by comparison. However, the excellent cast it relies on, with the likes of Keira Knightly, Matthew Goode, Ralph Fiennes, Matt Smith or Indira Varma to name a few, manages to get the most out of Katharine Gun’s “treasonous” story, asking the question of where you draw the line between wanting to protect your country and betraying it. There’s some timeliness to it as well, with the Trumps and Erdogan’s of this world deciding the wider geopolotical futures of the world according to political and financial interests, before social ones. So, all in all, not that bad. 7/10

Movies of the Week #44 #45 (2019)

Petulia (1968): George C. Scott led me to this little gem of the late 60s, a movie directed by Richard Lester, better known for A Hard Day’s Night (1964), The Three Musketeers (1973) and Superman II (1981). Petulia is a story about marriage and relationships, but it is really much more than that, a story about a particular time in history that ostentatiously lacks heart. It’s all concept, all status and all brutish, primal feelings, anchored by its excellent leads, Scott and Julie Christie. The movie really looks like the future of the 60s, clean and neat and nasty, with technology taking an ever-more-present place in the day-to-day. It creates a distance between the real and the artificial, which it captures thanks in no small part to Nicholas Roeg’s cinematography. Quite a treat. 8/10

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019): A perfectly workable sequel, ZDP doesn’t stray from the formula one bit and is content to recreate what worked in the original. This means it doesn’t stand out, but thanks to some inspired moments and its top-notch cast, Ruben Fleischer’s sequel is just about good enough for the fans. The plot only sees the gang roaming through the wasteland, after a short intermezzo at the White House, with everyone yearning to be free and independent. Well, everyone except Columbus. It’s a weak driving force behind the story and the movie is content with introducing a couple of cardboard characters, a Barbie played by Zoey Deutch, and an equally ridiculous hipster-type played by Avan Jogia, instead of digging deeper with its characters. So you’ll have to be content with Emma Stone’s grimaces, which are surely deserving of a feature film by themselves, and go a-pondering of how much things have changed since the first movie was released, ten years ago. 6/10

High Life (2018): In a year of fatherly bonding in space (see Prospect), High Life proves the more engrossing story, in spite of its appalling IMDb rating. I had not seen any of Claire Denis’s movies (there’s really a bunch of acclaimed efforts to pick from), but HL quite surprised me. Story: a bunch of criminals are sent into deep space and experimented upon, in an effort to achieve reproduction in the hostile extraterrestrial medium. Juggling a slightly demanding, yet engaging timeline, the movie is led by Robert Pattinson’s performance. Pattinson, just like his former co-star Kristen Stewart, has paid for the ‘sins’ of his vampiric youth with several excellent indie movies, but he still does sexual tension well, with it taking all sorts of shapes and form in HL. Sure, it will test your patience (the number one reason for low ratings of critically acclaimed movies), in the same way that letting good wine breathe tests your patience. 8/10

Arctic (2018): One-man survival movies also take a toll on your patience, with Arctic a mostly engaging and realistic looking attempt at storytelling. Poor, old Mads Mikkelsen is stuck in what appears to be the middle of the arctic, with only vicious polar bears keeping him company while he ice-fishes. It’s a good a way as any to pass the time, but this blissful existence is disturbed when a helicopter crashes amidst the gusts of wind and snow and our adequately named Overgard suddenly has to make some tough choices. Ultimately, it’s these tough choices that speak volumes about the humanity of Arctic, a stoic testament to what mankind can be, in stark contrast with what it currently feels like. This is what confers personality to an otherwise beautiful, but narratively stingy adventure in the snow. 7/10

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018): The days when Harry Potter was truly magical have faded since the book series and the canonical movies have come to their conclusion(s). I haven’t read any of JK Rowling’s additions to the universe, but it’s quite clear that Fantastic Beasts just…doesn’t…work. A tired rehash of themes covered better in Harry Potter, with less interesting characters and a thin plot that resembles the twists and turns of the series it precedes is all we’ve been getting in the first two flicks of the series. With three more supposedly to follow, there’s little hope things will suddenly change pace and become engaging. There’s really little else to say, with the HP-nostalgia the only pleasurable side-effect of this uninspired story. It all feels like a heartless churn. 5/10